Friday, December 11, 2009

Peace Nobel for Obama!

Yes, they have given the Nobel peace prize to the war president.


I GOT IT, MAMMA!!!
By the same standards, following people should get the following awards:

1) Mayawati to get Austerity Award
2) Raj Thakrey to get National Integration Award
3) Manmohan Singh to get Strongman of India Award
4) Sonia Gandhi to get His Master's (Inner) Voice Award
5) Narendra Modi can ask Obama to share the Award with him
6) Salman Khan to get the Bollywood young Achiever Award
7) Mulayam / Mayawati to be fecilitated with All India Brahmin Committee's Achiever Award
8) Osama to get Most Seen Celebrity on TV Award
9) Himesh Reshmiya to get Oscar for Best Singer/Actor.


I rest my case.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Jairam Ramesh - Get a life!

When Union Environment MinisterJairam Ramesh visited Bhopal in Sept this year, activists and victims of Bhopal Gas Tragedy had high hopes. Instead, he picked up a fistful of Toxic Waste and stated "I am still alive" as if to mock the victims and their stand on the after effects of this toxic waste.

WTF? If this is what our minister can say to the Junta who has been denied justice for no less than 25 years of disabled, crippled and something that can hardly be called as life, he is no less than the infamous Marie Antoinette

Alive? Go get a life, Ramesh!